We created Turdcules out of necessity.

Of course, the act of nature that spawned the need for fresh bathroom fragrances is nothing new. But no matter how hard we hunted for them, we didn’t have any luck finding products that effectively masked nature’s least desirable scents, or came packed with more testosterone than the crushed flowers in grandma’s spare washroom.

So we launched Turdcules, a collection of toilet elixirs that have enough potency to cover up the foulest of smells with scents that men will actually use. We started with just a couple of fragrances, mixing them in our own garages. Now, thanks to increased demand, we offer a lineup of seven unique concoctions, each one with bicep-flexing potency.

Ingredients: Witch hazel, water and proprietary fragrance/essential oil blend